after my procedure at the hospital today my doctor tried to explain all of the medications he’s putting me on and i was kind of out of it on pain meds and he goes, “and i’m going to be putting you on some serious steroids, do you have any problems with that?” 

and apparently i looked at my mom and whispered, “i’ll never play major league baseball” and started crying

posted on Jul 30 / 01:49 / 252,337 notes / via ayopotato / Source


new traffic light color ideas

  • purple: turn around and go back
  • mega green: like green except greener. it means that you have to double go.
  • cyan: apply your turbo boosters and do a cool drift or get arrested by the car law
  • black: sucks you into a cyber vortex where you have to do a bonus stage road and collect rings
posted on Jul 30 / 01:03 / 186,992 notes / via clonezoned / Source
tagged as: #good

Dead Like Me 1.02 ‘Dead Girl Walking’
“I wasn’t done liking things. I wasn’t done not liking things. I wasn’t done.”

posted on Jul 30 / 00:59 / 402 notes / via emilyisobsessed / Source
tagged as: #fave
posted on Jul 30 / 00:40 / 12,562 notes / via alxvse / Source

Harley Quinn  Injustice Year Two #17

Harley Quinn
Injustice Year Two #17

posted on Jul 29 / 23:18 / 254 notes / via dickgrayzon / Source
tagged as: #rogues gallery

Laura Prepon for Bella Magazine.

Laura Prepon for Bella Magazine.

posted on Jul 29 / 23:18 / 10,213 notes / via alxvse / Source


lets blow this joint




posted on Jul 29 / 23:14 / 35,964 notes / via dickgrayzon / Source
tagged as: #terror squad

wait, so let me just make sure I understand this correctly, I wanna make sure I got this straight, there’s a female templar/assassin character IN THE GAME, but it’s too hard to make one of the FOUR PLAYABLE CHARACTERS female??

posted on Jul 29 / 22:51 / 6 notes
tagged as: #makes sense

the dc fandom rises.

posted on Jul 29 / 22:35 / 2,001 notes / via barryallens / Source




AU where DC doesn’t fuck up

it most certainly isnt

posted on Jul 29 / 22:25 / 28,900 notes / via dickgrayzon